Observations
Ok here are a couple things that I have
noticed.
1. Pat Quinn & Don Cherry
Pat Quinn as a player in the '60s --> 0
Stanley Cups
Pat Quinn as an assistant/head coach in the '70s --> 0 Stanley Cups
Pat Quinn as a head coach/general manager in the '80s --> 0 Stanley Cups
Pat Quinn as a GM/head coach in the '90s --> 0 Stanley Cups
Pat Quinn as a GM/Head coach after 1999 --> 0 Stanley Cups
Don Cherry as a player in the '50's --> 0 Stanley Cups
Don Cherry as a car salesman in the '60's --> 0 Stanley Cups
Don Cherry as a coach in the '70's --> 0 Stanley Cups
Don Cherry as a commentator in the '80's --> 0 Stanley Cups
Don Cherry as a commentator in the '90's --> 0 Stanley Cups
Don Cherry as a commentator after 1999 --> 0 Stanley Cups
Q) After seeing his record, what would make leaf fans think that their coach
could lead the laffs to victory? After seeing his record why do laff fans put so
much stock in what Don Cherry says?
A) They are stupid. There is no other reasonable explanation why the idiot leaf
nation keeps flocking to these two idiots in hopes that they will one day win a
Stanley Cup.
Pat Quinn is a loser. That's just the way it is. Some people are born to
succeed, others to fail. Quinn is stuck in the group that fails and he forever
shall be, along with his fellow loser Don Cherry. Surprise, surprise that these
two both are losers with proven records, and both are loved and followed by
Toronto.
2. Tie Domi
No one respects this hack of man. He cries when he doesn't get his way. He cheats by nature, he is ugly and reports are coming in that he smells bad. If Domi was all that leaf fans say he is he would have fought Daniel Alfredsson for his stick throwing mockery. Domi was scared of what would happen if he went after Alfredsson, so he left him alone. Domi is a chump. Leaf fans get over it. He is useless on the ice. Worthless of the ice and doesn't deserve to be in the NHL.
With that in mind I have started the following.
Let your voice be heard. Let the NHL know what you think. Go to http://www.petitiononline.com/tiedomi/petition.html and help get Domi ejected from the NHL.
If not for you or me, do it for the children. The children who grow up idolizing this cheater are doomed. Help them realize the error of their ways before it is too late.
3. Audio Section
If you haven't heard the two new songs in the Audio Section you should download them right away. They are hilarious and guaranteed to make you smile.
4. Fan Mail
I am receiving lots of fan mail. To everyone who has written to me: Thank you very much, I appreciate it greatly. I love getting feedback and they will help to shape the articles for the future. If there are any leaf fans out there that want to write me, go ahead. I will do my best to cure you.
In conclusion: Quinn Sucks, Cherry Sucks, Leafs suck, Domi Sucks, and according to popular belief, I rule.
That's my Two Minutes
Timmons
Email: timmons@ihatetheleafs.com
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