1. "A guy like you could never have a girl like me."
2. "That is why I have dated men that I'm sure you could never get to look twice at you."
3. "I'm sure you are one of the pigs on that web site."
4. "I'm a pretty girl, fat but pretty.  I'm sure if I lost some weight I could make money being a porn star."
5. "I steal from lonely men .. my poor son got a skank for a momma."
6. "You would have to beg me just to stand by you."
7. "I know you hate women like me. Pretty attractive women that would never talk to you."
8. "Why do you want to prove something? What is wrong with you?"
9. "I'm not even pretty enough to make it as a porn star."
10. "Hooters turned me down because my ass was too big."
11. "Bill Clinton turned me down for Monica Lewinsky."
12. "Bill Clinton turned me down for Paula Jones."
13. "Bill Clinton turned me down for Janet Reno."
14. "Ellen Degeneres turned me down for Sandra Bernhardt."
15. "Welfare refused my application, they said I was employable as a crack whore."

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