

There’s Just No Comparison
Did you make that fatal error of commitment? I’m not talking about marriage. I mean a lamentable and despicable life-long commitment to cheering for the leaf. I’m pretty sure there are still a few goleafgoers left in Canada. I think I saw some on TV last night while Philly was trouncing the stupid leaf 7-1. Most of them were booing again though, not cheering.
So what happened when you chose the ugly leaf as your team? Were you drunk? Usually you’re not that stupid, right?
Just think, at any time in the past 36 years of shame, embarrassment and disgust, you could have been a Flyers fan. Yeah, what about those Philadelphia Flyers, eh? Don’t try and tell me they’re not Canadian. They have as many Canadian born players on their roster right now as the stupid leaf.
In my life, I have met and have come to know quite a few Flyers fans. Good smart hockey fans they are. And they appreciate how their team has been so enduringly competitive. Why would anyone choose to remain or become a leaf fan when there is such an incomparably better team to cheer for like the Flyers - a team dedicated to installing a proper balance between the glory of winning and healthy profitability at the box office.
The Philadelphia Flyers came into the NHL 36 years ago in 1967, the same year that the leaf last made it as far as the Stanley Cup Finals. I’ve chosen to use the Flyers to illustrate just how pathetic the blue and white Crumple leaf has been for so, so long. Actually, you could use just about any other NHL team in comparison. (leafers are going “PHEW, thank God he didn’t choose the Bruins”)
Warning
The following statistics comparing the Philadelphia Flyers to the stupid leaf may be disturbing to some viewers. Parental discretion is advised.
Perhaps the best place to start is to compare the number of year-end - First and Second Team All-Star selections the Professional Hockey Writers Association have given to Flyers and leafs since 1967-68.
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Flyers |
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Stupid leaf |
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First Team |
Second Team |
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First Team |
Second Team |
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Year |
All-Star |
All-Star |
Pos |
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All-Star |
All-Star |
Pos |
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1967-68 |
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Tim Horton |
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D |
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1968-69 |
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Tim Horton |
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D |
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1970-71 |
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Jacques Plante |
G |
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1970-71 |
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Dave Keon |
C |
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1972-73 |
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Bobby Clarke |
C |
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1973-74 |
Bernie Parent |
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G |
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1973-74 |
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Barry Ashbee |
D |
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1973-74 |
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Bobby Clarke |
C |
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1974-75 |
Bernie Parent |
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G |
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Borje Salming |
D |
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1974-75 |
Bobby Clarke |
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C |
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1975-76 |
Bobby Clarke |
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C |
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Borje Salming |
D |
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1975-76 |
Bill Barber |
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LW |
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1975-76 |
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Reggie Leach |
RW |
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1976-77 |
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Borje Salming |
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D |
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1976-77 |
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Lanny McDonald |
RW |
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1977-78 |
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Darryl Sittler |
C |
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1977-78 |
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Borje Salming |
D |
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1978-79 |
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Bill Barber |
LW |
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Borje Salming |
D |
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1979-80 |
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Borje Salming |
D |
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1980-81 |
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Bill Barber |
LW |
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1982-83 |
Mark Howe |
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D |
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1984-85 |
Pelle Lindbergh |
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G |
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1985-86 |
Mark Howe |
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D |
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1985-86 |
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Bob Froese |
G |
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1986-87 |
Ron Hextall |
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G |
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1986-87 |
Mark Howe |
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D |
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1986-87 |
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Tim Kerr |
RW |
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1991-92 |
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Mark Recchi |
RW |
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1994-95 |
Eric Lindros |
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C |
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1994-95 |
John LeClair |
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LW |
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1995-96 |
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Eric Lindros |
C |
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1995-96 |
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John LeClair |
LW |
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1996-97 |
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John LeClair |
LW |
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1997-98 |
John LeClair |
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LW |
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1998-99 |
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John LeClair |
LW |
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1998-99 |
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Eric Desjardins |
D |
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1999-00 |
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Eric Desjardins |
D |
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2000-01 |
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Roman Cechmanek |
G |
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2001-02 |
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Mats Sundin |
C |
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Total |
13 |
16 |
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3 |
10 |
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| Wow, Flyers 29 - leaf 13. That’s a pretty one-sided massacre in this category. Did you notice the 22 year gap between 1980 and 2002 without a leaf All-Star? That’s an NHL record. No other team has ever gone that long without at least one All-Star selection. Pick: Flyers | |
| Since their inception, the Flyers have won Stanley Cups in 1974 and 1975. The Flyers have also made it into the Stanley Cup Finals on five other occasions since 1967-68. Trips to the Finals: Philly – 1974, ’75, ’76, ‘80, ’85, ’87, ’97. leaf – zero.! Pick: Flyers | |
| In the decade beginning January 1, 1970 and ending December 31, 1979 (the 70’s) the Flyers had a regular season winning percentage of .614. In the ‘70’s, the leaf winning percentage was .508. Pick: Flyers | |
| In the 1980’s the Flyers winning percentage was .536. The pitiful leaf in that period was W-228, L-410, T-87. That’s an awful .374 winning percentage. Pick: Flyers | |
| In the 90’s, same story, the Flyers out-won the leaf with a winning percentage of .536 to .489 by the leaf. Pick: Flyers | |
| In the 70’s, ‘80’s and 90’s, the Flyers outscored the leaf 2782-2642, 2934-2611 and 2442-2280. That’s a total of 8158 goals over 3 decades to 7533 for the leaf, a difference of 625 goals. Wasn’t that a whole lot more to cheer about for Flyer fans? That’s for sure. Pick: Flyers | |
| In head-to-head meetings in the playoffs, the Flyers and the leaf have clashed on five occasions, 1975, ‘76, ‘77, ’99 and 2003. Who could forget last year when the stupid leaf folded like a cheap tent in Game 7 of the opening round against the Flyers. Anyway, the Flyers have beaten the leaf in four out of five playoff series. In each of these five series, the Flyers have actually outscored the leaf. In total, the Flyers have lit the lamp 102 times in head-to-head encounters to 72 for the leaf in the playoffs. Again, that’s a whole lot more to cheer about for Flyer fans. No wonder Flyer fans are so much less grumpy than leafers. Pick: Flyers | |
| The Flyers have won 167 playoff games in their 36 years of existence. The leaf, in that period, have won 99. Quite a major difference! Pick: Flyers | |
| The all-time career record for goals scored in the playoffs by a leaf is held by Wendel Clarke with 34. The Flyers have six guys in their history who have more than Wendel: Rick MacLeish- 53, Bill Barber- 53, Brian Propp-52, Reggie Leach- 47 (Leach still holds the record for most goals in one playoff year, 1976 – 19 goals in just 16 games) Bobby Clarke- 42, and Tim Kerr- 39. John LeClair should eclipse Wendel’s rather feeble mark this year. LeClair has 33 playoff goals and counting. Pick: Flyers | |
| In January of 1982, The Philadelphia Flyers acquired former leaf captain and future Hall-of-Famer, Darryl Sittler from the leaf. To get him, they gave up Rich Costello. Sittler went on to score 84 more goals for the Flyers and added 4 more in the playoffs. Rich Costello played 12 games for the leaf and scored twice. Truly another sad leaf story. Pick: Flyers | |
| On October 14, 1979, the Flyers defeated the leaf 4-3. From there, they went 11 weeks and 35 straight games without a loss, an NHL record that will be difficult to beat. In their entire history, the longest the leaf has gone undefeated is 11 games. Pick: Flyers | |
| Even though the leaf had a 50 year head start, the Flyers had four fifty-goal scorers before the leaf had one. Altogether, the Flyers have had a fifty goal scorer 12 times: MacLeish (1), Leach (2), Barber (1), Kerr (4), LeClair (3), Recchi (1). The leaf have had 5 ½ . Dave Andreychuk finished the’93 season with 54 goals but 29 of those were with the Sabres. Pick: Flyers | |
| The all-time career points leader for the Flyers is Bobby Clarke with 1,210 points. The all-time leaf points leader is Darryl Sittler with 916 points. Pick: Flyers | |
| Bernie Parent recorded 50 shutouts as a Flyer. Since 1967-68, the leaf goalie with the most career shutouts as a leaf was Curtis Joseph with 17. NO CONTEST - Pick: Flyers | |
| Since 1967 -68, a Flyer has won the Hart Trophy as league MVP four times. Bobby Clarke won it in 1973, ‘75 and ’76 and Eric Lindros won it in 1995. No leaf has won the Hart trophy since the Flyers have been around. Pick: Flyers | |
| Twice a Flyer has picked up the Bill Masterton Trophy for perserverance, dedication and sportsmanship, Clarke in ’72 and Tim Kerr in ’89. No leaf has ever won the Masterton. Pick: Flyers | |
| Four times have Flyer goalies won the Vezina Trophy since Flyer/NHL beginnings. No leaf has won the Vezina since 1965. |
I could go on and on listing the trophies awards and accomplishments the Flyers have garnered while the stupid leaf has remained dormant during the entire history of the Philadelphia Flyers. The Pearson, the Jack Adams, the Conn Smythe Trophy – all have more Flyer names engraved on them.
Is this whole Flyer/stupid leaf comparison scary or what? So if you are a leaf fan, may I ask you once again, just what the hell is it you're cheering for?
Hey, remember when the Flyers had that great line with Lindros, LeClair and Renberg named The Legion of Doom?
In contrast, Laffland remains the Region of Gloom.
I hate the leaf
Blow leaf blow
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